About Me

You're probably following me because I toured with a band once. Yes, that occasionally happens, but mostly I am a boring biology student. Stay tuned for my strange taste in movies, music and science. Oh, and I work in the mental health field, so I'm especially interested in all things weird.

Jade Elise.

halfguardaroundtheworld:

ohpierre:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

that last gif oh my god I want a close up of that face as a gif please PLEASE

Seriously?

all fucks have been given by this man. 

Reblogged from The pursuit of happiness

Photo Post

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream


oh my heart

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

oh my heart

(Source: tacomonster420)

Reblogged from
Reblogged from The Frogman

Jade Elise.

ricktimus:

Neil deGrasse Tyson is not impressed with all your sexism.

Reblogged from The Frogman

Jade Elise.

niallimlegal:

the white house released this video on sexual assault that actually targets men, telling them not to rape, rather than telling women not to be raped. please watch this.

Reblogged from John Green's tumblr

Jade Elise.

mylittleslendy:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

Ohmygawd

(Source: onleatherwings92)

Photo Post


hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?

hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?

(Source: sansgod)

Reblogged from The Frogman
Reblogged from Sentient Noodle

Photo Post

boop

boop

(Source: standarsh)

Reblogged from The Frogman

Photo Post

rnike:

How about being stabbed

rnike:

How about being stabbed

(Source: pugofficial)

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

image

image

image

image

image

YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

image

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

image

Right..?

image

image

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

image

image

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

image

image

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

image

image

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

image

why am i laughing so hard

Photo Post

edwardspoonhands:

djkenna444:

castayel:

busket:

thetuffthorston:

that-lex-kid:

deadjosey:

ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:

redbloodedamerica:

This is ingenious.

mcdonalds needs to do this

WHAT

okay but I’m actually really scared that the lid of the drink is going to come off or something

//the way this works is that it stops about 2 inches above the top (the hole only big enough to go that far without ripping) so you  wouldn’t have to worry about the lid coming off!
it’s really a brilliant idea. it cuts down on the amount of materials used,  and space it takes up. all around good engineering.

from the looks of it it might be recycled materials too? if not then it should be.

it frees up your other hand from having to carry your drink but also doesn’t shove the cold drink next to the warm food
brilliant!

This is the definition of innovation, no amount of sleeves on a blanket can beat this.

You can even stick it in your cup holder and then snag fries through the vent in the side while you’re driving! OH GOD I’M SO HUNGRY NOW!
Oh No! Critical flaw! Once I am consuming salty hot delicious fries…there is no way to DRINK A DRINK! NOOOO!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

But also condensation from the cup may compromise the structural integrity of the cardboard holding it, resulting in you spilling your shit and everyone looking at you and your shame.

edwardspoonhands:

djkenna444:

castayel:

busket:

thetuffthorston:

that-lex-kid:

deadjosey:

ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:

redbloodedamerica:

This is ingenious.

mcdonalds needs to do this

WHAT

okay but I’m actually really scared that the lid of the drink is going to come off or something

//the way this works is that it stops about 2 inches above the top (the hole only big enough to go that far without ripping) so you  wouldn’t have to worry about the lid coming off!

it’s really a brilliant idea. it cuts down on the amount of materials used,  and space it takes up. all around good engineering.

from the looks of it it might be recycled materials too? if not then it should be.

it frees up your other hand from having to carry your drink but also doesn’t shove the cold drink next to the warm food

brilliant!

This is the definition of innovation, no amount of sleeves on a blanket can beat this.

You can even stick it in your cup holder and then snag fries through the vent in the side while you’re driving! OH GOD I’M SO HUNGRY NOW!

Oh No! Critical flaw! Once I am consuming salty hot delicious fries…there is no way to DRINK A DRINK! NOOOO!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

But also condensation from the cup may compromise the structural integrity of the cardboard holding it, resulting in you spilling your shit and everyone looking at you and your shame.

Reblogged from Hank's Tumblr
Reblogged from It's Okay To Be Smart

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

image

my life currently

Jade Elise.

You know that, um, none of this would’ve happened if you hadn’t joined the band. And I mean that in a good way.

Favorite. Movie. Ever.

Reblogged from sister of the moon